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Why Some people have Dogs And Not spouses:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don' t notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you
get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them

11 . A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without it calling you
a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff

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