Lindsay Lohan is in a dark place. She’s cleaning up dead bodies at the L.A. Morgue and being escorted out of courtrooms in handcuffs. Her teeth are corroding, her skin belongs to a woman twice her age. We’ve seen her grow up, we know her parents, and how they’ve failed her. And we know she's not making good choices. She's already naked professionally, stripped of PR protection. But does she need to take her clothes off too?

Hugh Hefner thinks so. He's reportedly made a deal with Lohan to pose in the buff for Playboy magazine for a little less than $1 million.