The hang tag at the store looked like a toilet seat with the lid up, and Mr Poops in the hole. On the back was his "life story":
Abandoned at birth, Mr. Poops could not understand why no one would want him. Alone, in the hot sun, he was left to dry out with no hope of survival. With each passing dog he hoped that he would not be so dried out that no one would recognize him as they sniffed looking to find their own family. Good fortune fell upon Mr. Poops when a rain storm washed him into a storm drain where we was able to float his way to a store near you. Please adopt Mr. Poops and give him the family he deserves. Reunite him with a dog that wants to put Mr. Poops in their mouth and squeak him with the unconditional love only a dog could provide.