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    DefaultDonít yell at me..... :)

    i've posted this before but somtime even I need a reminder...


    Donít yell at me:
    When I bark when you lock me in my crate: I want to be with YOU not alone in a cage.

    Donít yell at me:
    When I do my ďbusinessĒ in the house: Itís up to you to take me out frequently.

    Donít yell at me:
    When I jump on the couch: it just looks so comfortable! YOU lay down on the hard floor.

    Donít yell at me:
    When I tip over the trash, it smells good to me! no matter how foul it is to you. remember I eat poop too!

    Donít yell at me:
    When I grab things off the counter: You should know better by now than to leave things in my reach.

    Donít yell at me:
    When I stick my head in the shower and lick the water off your leg. It looks fun! Except when itís my bath time then we play chase!!

    Donít yell at me:
    When I run out of the water at the beach and dive full force into your crotch getting you soaked: You brought me here to go for a swim, deal with it, I just want to share my fun with you!

    Donít yell at me:
    When YOU fall asleep on the couch and I destroy the house. You should have secured me in my crate before YOU fell asleep. I get board!!

    Donít yell at me:
    When I sneak upstairs and hide under the bed right in the middleÖI KNOW you canít reach me here!! HA HA !!!! ;D

    Donít yell at me:
    When I wake you up by sticking my nose in your face and licking your ear: I want you to play with me!!

    Donít yell at me:
    When I get all excited when you come home from work and wonít leave you alone, I missed you!!

    Donít yell at me:
    When I run around the house with your shoes in my mouth: learn to put them away!!!

    Donít yell at me:
    When I grab Mommyís Coach Bag off the Table I have high class standards for chew toys too!!**edit in Endofile's case Leather recliner handels***

    Donít yell at me:
    When I give sad looks at the dinner table even after I ate, there is always room for people food...YUM !!

    Donít yell at me:
    When I take out every toy in my bucket just to play with the bucketÖahh itís the little things in lifeÖ

    Donít yell at me:
    When I take my soggy stinky chew hoof and rub it on your arm I am just showing you how much I like it!

    Donít yell at me:
    When I swap the news paper when your reading it.. I want attention, get the point?

    Donít yell at me:
    When I am playing tug and I miss the rope and get your fingers sometimes youíre quicker then me.

    Donít yell at me:
    When I run from you when I KNOW your putting me in my crate.. Freedom RULZ! ;D

    Donít yell at me:
    When I destroy a roll of toilet paper it sure was fun! and yes I Will do it again!! Close the door next time.

    Donít yell at me:
    When I am drinking from the toilet, it tastes better then my water. Put the seat down next time!

    Donít yell at me:
    When I take the babies toys, I want to play too!!

    Donít yell at me:
    When I am always under your feet I like being close to you!

    Donít yell at me:
    When I take your dirty socks from the laundry basket, I like the taste!!!

    Donít yell at me:
    When I take the clean socks from the laundry.. Itís just plain fun!!


    Donít yell at me:
    When I shred anything paper related no matter what it isÖI like the sound it makes and you sure seem to get excited when I do it!!

    Donít yell at me:
    When I chew the kitchen floor mommy wants a new one anyway Iím just helping!!

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    Ok I could go on for hours Iím sure all of us lab owners can relate to most of these little phrases. I hope you got a few laughs.

    Oh and for me these experiences were just the past 48 hours!!








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    DefaultRe: Donít yell at me..... :)

    Good ones! Thanks for posting them.
    Hershey Kisses, In charge of getting Ed out to the dog park so that he gets some exercise.

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    DefaultRe: Donít yell at me..... :)

    Read them more carefully.

    HK has been pardoned for the recliner lever incident. Replacement arrived this past Saturday and was easy to install. Hmmmm! Haven't told DW that I ordered two. I have an inline spare just in case.
    Hershey Kisses, In charge of getting Ed out to the dog park so that he gets some exercise.

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    DefaultRe: Donít yell at me..... :)

    Quote Originally Posted by Endofile

    Hmmmm! Haven't told DW that I ordered two. I have an inline spare just in case.
    sly dog

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    DefaultRe: Donít yell at me..... :)

    Having a nine week old puppy at home these hit home with us. We experience a lot of those items in just one evening.
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    DefaultRe: Donít yell at me..... :)

    I've read that several times and they are oh so true.

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    DefaultRe: Donít yell at me..... :)

    lol...many of them look familiar!

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    DefaultRe: Donít yell at me..... :)

    Cute! Sorry, no reprieve for a Coach bag though.

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    DefaultRe: Donít yell at me..... :)

    Ah the joys of puppydom, and teen dom, and youg dog dom well into middle years with a lab

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