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    DefaultJoke i found hilarious!

    Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

    I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
    standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a
    dog.
    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
    although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
    time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
    ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
    works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
    eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
    nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by
    now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
    because I had been poisoned.
    I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my
    balls and a car hit me.
    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
    hard as he staggered out the door.
    Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

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    DefaultRe: Joke i found hilarious!

    Haha, didn't someone here try and pass this off as something they did...? I don't remember now. ;D
    Kate
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