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    Chester B. Dickens is offline Senior Member
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    DefaultWezzy McVacuum is driving me insane lately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Grrrrrrr.....

    Both of Wes' walks are now in full-dark. And he's taking total advantage of my inability to see. EVERY FRIGGING MORNING for the past week or so, he has snargled out some tasty 'treat' from below a pile of leaves or something, happily munching his morning appetizer. Always something gross. The leftover hide of a roadkill critter. A moldy half-a-Cheeseburger. A lump of I-Don't-Wanna-Know.

    And he TOTALLY IGNORES Leave it.

    It's like wha? huh? Joo say somethin' Dad?

    Sat night, during last call, he got something off the lawn (!!) and ate it in a blink. As luck would have it, at 1AM, he was up crying. I ran outside (must've looked a sight, too, with my winter coat, a pair of sneakers, and my boxer shorts) just in time for him to eject a huge diarrhea. And then another.

    Damn you, Wes.

    He's better now, but again this morning he gobbled up something.

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    Well done Wes for letting your Dad know you were about to erupt.

    Some humans don't know when to be grateful

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    I'm having flashbacks to a certain sh**head thread ('round about when I first found this board) when you had to beat him over the head with a poop bag.
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    DefaultRe: Wezzy McVacuum is driving me insane lately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Wesley be a good boy and quit eating all that yucky stuff. Your gonna get a belly ache.

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    That happened to us about a week ago. We were having a nice walk until he found something on the side of the road. It was dark here too and my natural reaction was to grab it cause "drop it" wasn't working. I ended up grabbing a long tail with bits of fur and trying to pull it out of his mouth. I only had one mitt on and was not about to touch it with my bare hands so after a few minutes of pulling I managed to get it out. I was so grossed out I didn't even want to know what it was and felt sick to my stomach the whole way home. Still feel sick when I walk past that place. Ewww!!

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    Wes, that lump of coal isn't gonna taste so good. Maybe if you get enough of them you can grill that roadkill next time. ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by TobysTrix
    I'm having flashbacks to a certain sh**head thread ('round about when I first found this board) when you had to beat him over the head with a poop bag.
    HAHAHAHAHA!! I forgot about that, but yes, this latest bout is just like that one. I'm gonna wallop that boy with another poop bag if he don't cut it out!

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    Eeeek, be careful Dan. I'm always scared of whatever is on the side of the road. You never know. :-\ My paranoid self always thinks that the 1/2 burger on the ground was intentionally poisoned and left there for the unsuspecting dog.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jzgrlduff
    Eeeek, be careful Dan. I'm always scared of whatever is on the side of the road. You never know. :-\ My paranoid self always thinks that the 1/2 burger on the ground was intentionally poisoned and left there for the unsuspecting dog.
    Me too. But we actually had people spiking hot dogs with rat poison and leaving them for dog on walks. :-\

    They never caught who was doing it, 6 dog ended up dying. :'(
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    Oh Wezzy is mom and dad not giving you enough to eat?
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