Hello Friends, Pitch Here. This is a urgent request for the number to animal cruelty. Mom is trying to squeeze me into Red Sweatpants, and a black turtle neck. Not only do I look hideous, but I refuse to walk in this obscene looking costume. What does she think I am...Please someone save me.
Pitch: We are so sorry to hear about your ordeal and will be happy to help you. However, we can't respond to frivolous complaints, so we have to have some evidence. Please post lots of pictures, preferably from different angles and with good lighting, so we can act at once.
Re: Phone Number for Animal Cruelty *pic included*
This is all I can do for now....is this proof enough? Mom is grumbling about the ears at the moment...So please hurry!
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Yo Pitch, Lexi here!!! I feel so bad for you, being subjected to such indignities at the hands of the human you call Mom.
Thankfully my mom does not do that sort of stuff to me. The worst I have to deal with is an occasionl bandana or bow, which by comparison is nothing. If you want to avoid this again, you can always come stay with me.
Aw, come on Pitch! We want to see the full mouseketeer! Let your mom put it on you and get a picture. We promise not to laugh.....
P.S. Did you not see what my "sisters" did to me a few weeks back? They dressed me up and put me in a pink hello kitty purse to top it off! Come on, man! If I can let my mom take a picture of me like this, surely you can be a mouse! (You can tell I was MAD, but I was still a good boy because there are usually treats involved afterwards!):