oops did I say naughty. I mean loving, needs lots of attention black lab who likes cross stitch.
I have been doing a complicated cross stitch as a gift. During the week the boys got into my cross stitch basket. They tangled the threads, and shredded the pattern. I know the black one instigated it. He heard me coming and was on his bed by the time I got there. " Wasn’t me Mum."
Yeah right. You didn’t have green thread growing from your lip before. Drop. Out popped several different coloured threads.
I have had trouble since with lots of unpicking, but finally only a few details to do. I was really pleased with it.
I was watching T.V. and couldn’t hear Erns. I went to find him. He didn’t appear to have anything and nothing destroyed so I went back to T.V and he lay on his bed.
I heard chewing and a rip. Ernie stop chewing your blanket. Chew..rip..rip. What the heck have you got. Drop.
It was my cross stitch. You little. Bleep…you little.. bleep bleep. Where did you get that. I know I put it where he couldn’t get it. You little bleep. I shoved him outside and closed the door and curtains. I was furious. All that work. Weeks of work. All those tiny stitches.
Poor Sam ran out of the room in fright.
A little later I heard the toad push the gate to his kennel open so guessed he was sitting on the step. I didn’t care if he sat there all night. He usually scraps loudly on the door. I heard a little tap..tap. Bark.
About an hour later Sammy looked into the room. ‘Is it safe yet Mum”.
Two hours later I thought the cold isn’t good for Erns hips so better let him in. I told him to go to bed and went to get his coat.
I came back and he was chewing my cross stitch again. I give up. Mr Erns I surrender.
Oh MY...... BAD Erns!! Your story telling is hilarious though!
Oh, Ernie. :-\ Why must you torment your Momma so?
It's a good thing you are so cute!
Murphy, Riley, and Piper
;D I'll take him. You know I love that Erns.
Oh Ernie. Can't you give your mom a break ?
Sorry Chris. I would have been swearing a blue streak at him after all that hard work.
Oh, Erns...you're lucky your momma loves you so much!
Sue & Snicks in New Hampshire
"I got the ball Mom....!!!"
Oh Erns....good thing your mom loves you so much.
OMG, Erns you need to behave boy. Cross Stitch is very painful on the eyes. I feel for ya!
Oh no, Chris!! Bad Ernie, bad!! He's such a little bugger isn't he? Poor Sam, being corrupted this late in life by the black devil himself!
Me, Abzilla and the Helomonster.
Oh man, Ernie. Even Flynn thinks that stunt was pretty low. You'd better not be smirking through those threaded teeth of yours. >
Seamus and Flynn