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    DefaultThe Talking Dog Joke

    Maybe this was posted before but what the heck - it's still funny:

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."

    He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. "

    "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."

    "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down."

    "I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."

    "Then I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the man says.

    "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

    "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh!t."

    ;D ;D ;D ;D

    Bev.

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    DefaultRe: The Talking Dog Joke

    An oldie, but a goody

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    AngusFangus is offline Senior Member
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    DefaultRe: The Talking Dog Joke

    When people from Tennessee tell that joke, it happens in Arkansas.

    JUST kidding. No offense to Arkansas...ians? Arkansites?


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