I have been working out of town a bit lately and Garry has minded the boys.
I left Garry a message not to leave anything smelly in the kitchen tidy as the black one has learned to open the cupboard and will stock take. I also reminded him not to trust Erns and use the crate at night.
Later that day I received a text. HE.. ( in knew who he was) is in the crate. Stocktaking done. Stock now missing.
A few days he called to ask when was I home. He needed some sleep.
The night before he woke to find Erns curled up on his pillow and Sam taking over the rest of the bed. He didn’t want to move them and couldn’t slept, as all he could hear in his head was me saying “don’t let the dogs on the bed”. Next night he made sure they couldn’t get into the room.
He was having a dream there was an earth quake and woke to a horrible nose of clattering and banging. Got up and the living room looked like a bomb site. Cushions were off the couch, a table and lamp were on the floor, several ornaments broken, Sam was lying on the couch and Ernie was standing on the coffee table.
When I came home he said "Ernie was asleep in front of the fire and looked so good he left him while he had a quick shower."
This is what he came out to.
A few days later a neighbour was laughing as he told me he had seen the black one running up the street and Sam in the middle of the road. Next thing he hears Garry coming down the drive saying "Those F*king dogs I'm going to kill them"
I am away again next week and he asked if he could mind one. One only as he says they gang up on him.
Omg...happens to the best of us. ha, ha, ha. Can you say CRATE!
Ernie! Flynn is so proud of you! Oh surely there is a bad-boy-rogue Hall of Fame somewhere! We'll nominate you!
Seamus and Flynn
That's quite the picture of destruction.
Ohhh Ernie. :
Ernie, Ernie...when the cat's away...
You sure did a great job with your project!
Linda and Zoë, the Umlaut
Holy cr..... Ernie you are a piece of work.
Penny from Sunny Southern California
Rut roh...yet another caretaker learns about Ernie the hard way. I bet next time he crates Erns.
Poor Garry, getting ganged up on by the boys. That photo is hilarious, though. So is the image of him waking up to Ernie on his pillow and Sam on the bed.
Laura, mom of Sundance, CGC
Allow me to read to you from tomorrow's newspaper should that occur in our house.
Woman incarcerated waiting trial on multiple acts of violence.
The ASPCA has filed charges against DW for the brutal and cruel demise of one Hershey Kisses for causing minor damage to her home while DH was in charge of minding her. The APSCA has since learned that the trial may be delayed several months because of a priority against DW on another charge.
The same DW has been incarcerated and awaiting trial for the brutal beating and homicide of DH who was in charge of Hershey Kisses during her absence.
Hershey Kisses, In charge of getting Ed out to the dog park so that he gets some exercise.
OMG! poor hubby - he sure isn't used to minding the dogs! guess he needs to learn faster
Charlie (foster) and Rocky
Hehe, looks a little something like this...that's definitely the inside of my couch cushions. And they can do these things so fast...
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