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    I took a batch of shortbread I had made earlier from the fridge put it on the counter, then became distracted for a second. I went to cut it and it had gone. I knew it wasn’t Sam as he doesn’t do that and I could hear Erns destroying a Pringles container in the other room.

    I looked in the fridge again. Maybe I hadn’t taken it out. Hmmm. Funny. What could I have done with it? Looked into the other room again just in time to see Sam dragging in a big white sausage .

    There it is. I rushed into the room as both boys started their feeding frenzy. OMG there is a pound and a half of butter in that. They will be sick. I had to get it off them.

    They knew what was about to happen so they start gobbling as fast as they could. I am in the middle trying to get as much as I can. I don’t have anywhere to put mine and there is no way I am going to do what they are doing. Eat it.!!

    So I sat on it. Glad no one could see us sitting on the floor each trying to get as much dough as we could and me stuffing it under my butt.

    Finally all the dough was gone and both boys kept trying to get their noses under my butt for my share. Darn.. That was a dumb move. Now what do I do.
    I tried wriggling back while trying to hold them away, but I am no match for 2 greedy Labs. After lots of “I am going to kill you both” threats and I managed to get up with most of it.

    Now I am really glad the neighbours couldn’t see in.

    The boys spent days licking the carpet where I had squashed the dough.



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    OMG OMG....ok really I'm not laughing at you I'm laughing at your doofy labs. I can't believe they'd do that even after you sat on it!!!

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    ROTFLMAO !! I can just see that whole scenario !!! I'm so glad you got it away from them !! THIEVES !!

    thanks for the belly laugh !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BudGirl8
    OMG OMG....ok really I'm not laughing at you I'm laughing at your doofy labs. I can't believe they'd do that even after you sat on it!!!
    Sorry, I'm really laughing at you. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by zoesmom
    Quote Originally Posted by BudGirl8
    OMG OMG....ok really I'm not laughing at you I'm laughing at your doofy labs. I can't believe they'd do that even after you sat on it!!!
    Sorry, I'm really laughing at you. LOL
    I don't mind at all. I was laughing at the time. Which is probably why they do the things they do.

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    DefaultRe: The missing shortbread dough

    Fresh, risen, unbaked yeast bread dough can be fun, can you say GAAAAS. :P

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    OMG I just peed! That was the best laugh I have had today!
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    Oh man. I just love you, Chris.

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    OMG ;D I wish you were my neighbour or I was your neighbour or better yet how about setting up a "Chris cam"!!! Then we can all enjoy the fun

    Won't someone please feed me!

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    OMG ;D I just got home from work...and this is the first thread to read. Truly after a rotten day of work...this made me feel good.
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