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    AngusFangus is offline Senior Member
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    DefaultA funny Simon story - punch line first :)

    Me, in a mock-serious tone: "If Simon gets any cuter, I just don't know what I'll do."

    Kevin, with a very confused look on his face: "What?!"

    Me: "I said, if Simon gets any cuter, I just don't know what I'll do."

    Kevin: "Ohhhh! I thought you said, 'If Simon gets a computer, I don't know what I'll do."



    Simon has taken to stealing articles of Kevin's clothing lately. He only does this when someone is around. Tonight it was a large, white t-shirt.

    He came downstairs while we were eating, and had that whole t-shirt stuffed in his mouth as much as he could, wagging his tail like crazy and just looking so proud of himself.

    It was the cutest thing ever.


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    DefaultRe: A funny Simon story - punch line first :)

    heehee Simon!!

    Imagine the possibilities if Simon ever gets online...

    Henery too loves LOVES to stuff things as much as he can in his mouth... it's almost like he doesn't like danglies. Ha!

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    DefaultRe: A funny Simon story - punch line first :)

    Well if Simon does get online, for Pete's sake, don't tell Ranger, Reggie, or Blackie! I'll never get online then.

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    DefaultRe: A funny Simon story - punch line first :)

    I love Simon stories. Does he still go after the starfish?

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    Maybe Simon would start a thread titled, "I think T-shirts are delicious...your opininons?"
    One time when Boo was a puppy he brought a pair of my undies out---in front of my in laws! I was very embarassed, he was very proud :
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    DefaultRe: A funny Simon story - punch line first :)

    He still does try for the starfish, but we have it put up high so he has switched to socks. Today he got very ambitious and went for a whole t-shirt. It was a stretch, but he made it work.


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    DefaultRe: A funny Simon story - punch line first :)

    If Simon gets on-line just make sure that he doesn't tell Cinnamon the water in the toliet bowl is drinkable. That is one trick she hasn't picked up on and I would just as soon she doesn't.

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    DefaultRe: A funny Simon story - punch line first :)

    Silly Simon, I love your stories ;D

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    DefaultRe: A funny Simon story - punch line first :)

    Simon you're awesome!

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    DefaultRe: A funny Simon story - punch line first :)

    They just crack ME UP what they will do for attention!! Silly SIMON.
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