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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2006

    DefaultWe Need Your Help

    An urgent email I received tonight is below.


    Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!

    We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children into rescue this weekend!

    They are described as:

    One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.

    One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter,
    thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very
    healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls & little boys
    but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training-shouldn't� take long at all.

    We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them;
    that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

    I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
    Just so everyone knows, this is a joke but sadly you see ads similar to this about dogs.

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  3. #2
    lablimo is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2009

    DefaultRe: We Need Your Help

    Yes, that is true. The reasons people surrender or abandon their pets is sickening.

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    kaytris is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2009

    DefaultRe: We Need Your Help

    HA! I'd love to send that to my basset hound eejit acquaintance... (see earlier post https://www.justlabradors.com/forum/i...c,47339.0.html

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  6. #4
    Join Date
    Jun 2006

    DefaultRe: We Need Your Help

    I see that type of ad here all the time, "Having a baby, too much to handle with the dog", like nobody has ever had a baby and a dog at the same time. People here also don't want to do the paperwork to send them back to the states when they are restationed so they try to get rid of them. We have at least 50 dogs (many purebreds) for free in the paper every week. That is how I got Barnsley. Makes me so mad.
    I like your joke BTW


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