I recall the first time I bolted and ran away from home. What an adventure!
I recall those days and nights roaming the streets like a hobo. What a life!
I recall meals out of trash barrels, gutters. Haven't had meals like those since!
I recall being captured by a rescue lady and her 9 year old son. Lotsa TV then.
I recall being shown off with other labs in parking lots. I love showing off!
I recall running away from my mom an hour ago and hoofing it across the street, down the alley, and approaching that tantalizing fence. I recall my mom's voice getting stoopidly high yelling "cookies". I recall the last time she did that just 30 minutes earlier I came back inside but didn't get the cookie. Finally, I recall her yanking my collar so tight I had to choke and gag and put on a real terrorized show for any neighbors who might be watching. Oh, I really hacked and snorted. No use - mom won.
That last event may be the very last thing I recall for the rest of my life if mom has anything to say about it.
Seamus and Flynn
LOL I love the high pitched cookies scream
Sammi knows that scream also Flynn!! Boy if I were you I would stick close to home for awhile. Or you may be forever living in the "dog house"
Mom ALWAYS wins. Ask Shea.
Kelrobin Cleveland Street Denizen, CGC, RN [Parker]
"Dear George: Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings. Love, Clarence" -- IAWL Screenplay (1946)
Flynn! Poor Mom! If you don't behave I bet she'll train the kitty to "love you best"! Be a good boy!
Um Nance, Flynnie sent Buck an e-mail, it went like this:
My friend Buck, I recall living in a house with just dogs, we all speak the same language. It was good, real good. Then this Kitteh showed up. So I bolted, lost my mind for a minute, i get offered cookies, choked, and I'm home again. What the??? Buck, you gotta get me outta here.
Bucks reply: Flynnie, ma man, just chill. Take a nap, talk to Shea. He'll pull you through this one. Kitteh's are cool, just take it one day at a time, one minute at a time if ya haff too. That kitteh will be speakin' Flynnie in no time. Oh and keep your nose away from any sharp fangs or claws, those hurts alot.
I didn't like kitteh's much either, but my dad has one that's pretty cool once you get to kno 'em. Plus they are fun to chase sometimes! lol
Hang in there!
Dear Bro Buck
Chill? I am the chillest! Nap?!? Oh man! What planet are you from? CANADA?
I'll work on it but no promises. Thanks for the advice, though. You're cool.
Seamus and Flynn
Oh Flynn, you must not make mama do that high-pitched "cookies" scream ever again. That is a very bad sound and it only means that you will be given sad looks and mad looks for a while.
Jackie, Champ, and Buddy