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    DefaultShould I do these things or what??

    • Well folks, there's less than two weeks to go!!

      I was researching "preparing for puppy" on the computer to kill time at work, I found this and thought I'd share...... ;D ;D ;D


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      How to Prepare for a Puppy         
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      Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark.

      Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by a blender.

      Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying, "Be a good puppy and go potty-hurry up now -- come on, let's go."

      Cover all of your best suits with dog hair. Dark suits must have white hair and light suits must have dark. Also, some hair must be in your first cup of morning coffee.

      Play catch with a wet tennis ball.

      Run out in the snow in your bare feet to close the gate.

      Tip over a basket of clean laundry, scatter clothing all over the floor, taking care to shred at least one of each pair of socks. (See above.)

      When the doorbell rings drop your dirty underwear on the living room floor, because that is where the pup will drag it anyway -- after all, company is coming.

      Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV show and run to the door shouting, "No, NO! Do that OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the program.

      Gouge the leg of the dining room table several times with a screwdriver.

      Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning, and do not try to clean it up until you return from work that evening.

      Take a warm, cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the feeling you get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap.
    Kate
    Baloo - 5 year old black lab
    Peanut - 7 year old minpin
    Monster - 3-ish year old frenchie/jack, rescue
    We're Superdogs!


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    DefaultRe: Should I do these things or what??

    This made me smile.

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    DefaultRe: Should I do these things or what??

    All true, and get in the habit to put TV remotes, cell phones, eye glasses, mail, etc, up high out of reach of the little chewie face! ;D

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    DefaultRe: Should I do these things or what??

    Ahh yes, puppy proofing.... I remember it all too well!!

    (Note to self: find indestructible garbage can. Even if you have to clear the savings account for it...)

    LOL my mom bought a $200 dollar garbage can to keep her dog out of it...... sooo funny... $200 dollars!!!! for a garbage can!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

    (I should add; her dog is a Bichon Frises - ten years old!! little terror I tell yah!)
    Kate
    Baloo - 5 year old black lab
    Peanut - 7 year old minpin
    Monster - 3-ish year old frenchie/jack, rescue
    We're Superdogs!


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    DefaultRe: Should I do these things or what??

    Quote Originally Posted by Rangermom
    This made me smile.
    me too

    Our garbage can fits between the wall and the fridge (it's a thin one) and we turn it around so it's backwards-keeps the dog and the kid out of it. Confuses the hell out of company though-LOL.

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    DefaultRe: Should I do these things or what??

    I like that very very much!

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