I was reading Sharon/dakkerdog's post a few minutes ago about being a small dog snob. :P I, too, am a small dog snob. I think of them as fussy and contentious. All the yipping and yapping, and trying to pretend they are so tough, then retreating to a corner and whining when someone looks at them sideways. Sheesh.
And yet, every time I take a "What kind of dog are you?" test, I end up some kind of ankle-biter. I have, on different tests, been labeled a Chihuahua, a Toy Poodle, and most recently a Coton du Tulear. ??? NEVER have I gotten to be the kind of dog I feel like, which would be a Rottweiler or a German Shepherd or something similar.
So again, I'm thinking about Sharon's post, and for some reason I start thinking about something Kevin said to me last night. We were watching TV, and that commercial comes on where they play "Iron Man" by Ozzy Osbourne. Do you know the one? Anyway, whenever that song comes on, I cannot resist making muscles and doing bad-ass bodybuilder poses. :P So I was doing it (again) last night when Kevin looked over at me and started laughing. He said, "If you only knew how silly you look, this little bitty girl, over there making muscles like that..."
So, suddenly, it hit me. I am that little yappy dog who thinks they are a Rottweiler. Oh NOOOOO!
Connie and "The Boys":
Angus, Yellow Lab, CGC, RE, CD
Simon, d.b.a. Flat Coated Retriever, CGC, RE, CD
Gone ahead, but forever in my heart:
Crash, Pit Bull x Rottweiler x Golden Retriever
LOL! You are far too good-natured to ever be described as a little yappy dog. You are just a goog!I am that little yappy dog who thinks they are a Rottweiler."Now the time is here for Ironman to spread fear.We were watching TV, and that commercial comes on where they play "Iron Man" by Ozzy Osbourne. Do you know the one? Anyway, whenever that song comes on, I cannot resist making muscles and doing bad-ass bodybuilder poses.
Vengeance from the grave kills the people he once saved..."
Hmmm. On second thought... :P
Megan and Darwin are crying over your "small dog snobism". They always thought you loved them. I will try to explain your post to them but first I will have to give them some ice cream to soothe their bruised egos. :'(
Seamus and Flynn
ahhhaaaaa! you are hysterical and you tell good stories... you yappy little thing, you!
LOL @ Nance & Molly.
Connie, I'm so sorry you're not the dog you want to be.
Linda and Zoë, the Umlaut
Connie, you crack me up! ;D I don't think you're an ankle biter, if that helps at all.
Brenda, Sam & Bodie
Connie, that is so so funny and I think we all needed a laugh tonight.
Yep, you are a yappy little thing ;D ;D ;D
LOL! You do tell the best stories!
Teresa, mom to Brigetta and Prudence
hahahahah Connie, I love reading your posts! You certainly are not one of those yappy little dogs...you may be little like them but not yappy and annoying
You are such an awesome writer.
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