Dear U.S.P.S Representative serving our circle:
I write to complain about service given to our home on September 07, 2006, at approximately 12:30PM. As is my habit, my mother and I wait patiently at the end of our driveway, anticipating not only the day's postal delivery, but also the accompanying dog biscuit, which I daily eat with both gusto and glee whilst being pet and generally adored by said representative.
However, yesterday brought a nasty surprise: Our usual representative was not driving/delivering that day. I understand that as a hard-working, devoted employee of the U.S.P.S., he is entitled to the occastional vacation day, and I do not begrudge him that.
HOWEVER, I must complain about the obvious lack of training given to his temporary replacement. This.... person.... unaware of the normal routine, placed the mail in our box as we approached and drove off without leaving so much as a crumb. Admittedly, we were somewhat delayed in our scheduled stop at the box, but this novice's predecessor had the forethought, when this was the case, to leave the cookie in the box, awaiting instantaneous ingestion upon our arrival.
I am quite upset about this shoddy service and look for you to rectify the situation -- some remedial classroom work is clearly in order -- immediately.
Thank you for attending to this most serious matter.
--Wesley Mathilda Murphy
It's so hard to get good customer service these days.
P.S. I don't know why, but this sentence:made me LOL! I think I was envisioning Wesley, taking pipe out of mouth and bringing paw to lip, contemplating the best verb. "'Begrudge.' Yes, definitely 'begrudge.'"I understand that as a hard-working, devoted employee of the U.S.P.S., he is entitled to the occastional vacation day, and I do not begrudge him that.
What an erudite fellow you are, Mr. Wesley! I'm sure your beautifully written letter will generate the proper response!
Oh..........he must have been so disappointed!* How sad!*
Good for you Wes. It is a shocking show of poor training. You got to keep those USPS people on their toes.
Blackie and Ranger ...............................Reggie: 1996-2010 "Fly Reggie Fly"
Hi Wesley My daddy is an employee for the USPS and I told him all about your complaint and he said that he will spread the word about the cookie for Wesley Mathilda Murphy. Love your friend Jake
Brenda, Sam & Bodie
The nerve of some mail delievery people!! I am very sorry to hear that you didn't get your cookie Mr.Wesley.
Abby wants me to tell you that her FedEx man doesn't come around anymore and she doesn't get biscuits ever!! Perhaps you could assist her in writing her own letter.
~Abby, Molly, and Penny (the honorary lab)
Well now whaddya know....lol
I don't blame you...I would complain too!