MIL Pat and FIL Les came over today with a nice chocolate cake.Les is the old fashioned type is a gentleman who would never swear and thinks dogs should be outside.
They wanted to watch a rugby game, but a black one who won't be named had eaten a cord so we had to go into the dog room to watch. I was embarrassed as Tess is stinky and I had been working in there so messy.
Erns was sitting beside me on the sofa while I whispered instructions to behave..Don't steal the cake...Please Erns..be a good boy today. He made no attempt to steal any cake so I relaxed a little to finish my coffee before clearing it away.
I should know if Erns is sitting quietly paws crossed looking sweet he is plotting something. If you blinked you would have missed it.
It was like one movement as he seemed to float off the sofa past the coffee table lifting a huge bit of cake off the plate as he went by.
Les exclaimed" Shit that dog is quick...oh sorry excuse my French. Oh well he has got it now nothing you can do".
As Erns came to sit on the sofa again Les told him he was in disgrace so better get on your own bed boy. Erns stopped and eyeballed him with a look that said.."You had cake, so why can't I. I live here you don't", then turned and wandered off.
I should have known, but still embarrassed didn't think until I saw Erns come back into the room with cake hanging from his mouth. Oh My...he got into the pantry.
First thing Cory said to me today when he called was.." I hear Erns loved Grams cake."
That's our Ernie...always one step ahead of everyone else.
That Erns is a quick one.
Smooth as silk, aren't you bad boy! I know a certain other black boy who would give you a huge *high paw* over that one.
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Isn't a think wrong with his intellect, is there Chris?!!!
TV cord topped off with chocolate cake. YUMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Oh boy.... my two wish they had Erns brains. I'm glad they don't!
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