Yo, Shamoo! Sham! Yo, SEAMUS!
What IS that little black thing?!? A rat?
No, Flynn. Rats do not wear blue harnesses.
Wuhl what color do they wear?!?
Flynn. It's not a rat. It's not even an "it".
Wuhl, whud IS it?
Flynn, it's a dog. A very little, very WELL MANNERED, tiny dog. A boy dog. Like you and like me only tiny.
It... I mean he squeaks. Is he a toy?
Well, in a manner of speaking, yes he is. He happens to belong in that Toy Group of fine dogs.
Fine dogs? Fine dogs ?!? What makes HIM so fine!
His manners, to begin with. And his obedience for another. Not that you would know about those things.
His ears don't fold down.
They are not supposed to.
He dances on his back legs for treats. What guy dog does that?!?
Fine dogs do, Flynn. Fine dogs.
I could flatten him in one of my big old steps!
But you won't, will you.
Nah... I guess not. Guess I'll go nuzzle on Hope for a while now.
You do that, Flynn. You do that.
Seamus and Flynn
Seamus is a wise dog! Thanks for the laugh!
Maxx & Emma Jean
Ozzy - 10/16/02 - 06/28/11 - Always in my heart.
Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go - but learning to start over.
haha,I needed that laugh!
~It doesn't matter how smart the dog is,it matters how smart the owner is.
Seamus is so wise, but maybe (just maybe) you should stop making Max dance for treats . . . not forever, just until he is accepted into the "guy dog club." In the meantime you could teach him to do "guy tricks": scratch himself, belch, watch lots of sports, and sit on the couch with his little paw tucked into his . . . 'er . . . blue harness.
Debi and Bauer
Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.