My phone just rang at work, it was Rita, she wanted to know if I'd chewed up the box of Kleenix that was on her nightstand and scattered them all over the house.
The box has sat there since July, no problems, guess he was mad at me for making him come inside when I went to work, he was busy on squirrel patrol.
I told her next time to take pictures.
A proud member of P.O.O.P. People Offended by Offended People
Them that don't know him won't like him
And them that do sometimes won't know how to take him
He ain't wrong, he's just different but his pride won't let him
Do the things that make you think he's right