MJ this isn't the one I tripped.Think you have heard this one.
A friend bought her brother over for coffee and desert. I was looking forward to seeing him again and made their favourite chocolate brownie. It came out better than usual so pleased with it.
While I was making coffee Mr Poop Eater went outside and came back with poop. Spat it on the floor just as I was coming into the room with a tray.
I quickly looked for somewhere to put the tray. OMg Ernie!!. Leave it Ernie..leave..I was mortified...Go away Ernie...too late..He stood licking his lips while looking at everyone as if he was savouring the last morsel.
ERNIE!!..you dirty dog go to your crate.He had gone too far and I lost it. I tried to get him and he took off with me running after him through the house yelling crate..go to your crate you dirty dog. I am sick of that party trick..you dirty boy..you dirty boy...As I got him in his crate I heard myself and thought..Oh no..I am like a demented banshee.
I went back and everyone was sitting there stunned. Not sure if it was his party trick or my demented banshee impression.
I said..Guess no one wants cake now.
Don't think they looked at brownies the same again.
Oh gosh Chris, I can't help but laugh
me running after him through the house yelling crate.
They don't mean to make us crazy. Really.
Melissa, Remy & Brooklyn
Debi and Bauer
Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Omg. I'm sorry but I love that story! Bet they never looked at a dog the same way again either!!