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    Looking for some light relief tonight, i came across this -

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    BATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.

    BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

    BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a cup of tea.

    DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects Labs when their person wants them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

    DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered sofa in the living room.

    DROOL: what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor or, better yet, on their laps.

    LEAN: Every good Lab's response to the command "sit!", especially if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.

    LEAD: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.

    LOVE: Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return.

    SNIFF: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply. Repeat several times, or until your person makes you stop.

    SOFAS: are to Labs like napkins are to people. After eating, it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.

    THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels.

    WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old sweet wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your person comes home.

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    Hilarious! I love it.





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    DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered sofa in the living room.
    Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
    This also applies to Beagles. They are the WORST offenders.

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    Love it. LOLOL.

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    That one sure hits the mark! LOL!!

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    Love it!
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    This was the most I have smiled all day! I totally enjoyed it! It is so true! Love it!

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    Totally relate to all that!!!! Very good!!

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    LOL at them all but especially the LEAD one!!!!!

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    HAHAHa this is great!
    Rachel, Keith, Scarlett & Avery = One happy little Family

    "A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?"- John Grogan

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