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    DefaultSire Humpalot strikes again.

    My son got skype last weekend and rang to say they had it.We were all excited, but didn't get much catching up done.

    Emily loves Ernie and said can "I see Bernie. Where is my Bernie."
    Into the room ran Ernie with one of his harem of cushions and started having his wicked way with the sofa behind me.
    Stop it Ernie....Stop it....
    Emily said" I wanna see Bernie..."
    Aidan you can't see Bernie right now he is busy.
    Diana was choking with laughter.
    Ernie stop..stop it... leave that cushion. Leave the sofa. Ernie.!!!!

    Out of the room Ernie ran and back with another cushion to put on the sofa and love.
    Emily rans back with her cushion to show Bernie. Soon I had a pile of cushions from Ernie and they had a pile of toys from Emily.
    Then Erns started dragging the cover and seats off the sofa throwing them around then back to the sofa, while making really loud grunting noise and panting very loudly.
    Aidan said..."Oh my goodness... what is going on". Diana can't speak for laughter.
    Stop it Ernie...Ignore him...
    Emily is yelling I wannna see Bernie...Can I see Bernie...I can hear Bernie. Whats Bernie doing..he is busy.As they see a cushion come flying onto the computer knocking things over.

    I had to crate him. Emily can see her Bernie when he behaves.

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    LMAO! Oh that is too funny. I can totally picture this scene! CJ has a harem as well, but one of the little concubines gets more action than the others
    Laura & CJ in New Hampshire


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    Quote Originally Posted by CJs Mom View Post
    LMAO! Oh that is too funny. I can totally picture this scene! CJ has a harem as well, but one of the little concubines gets more action than the others
    I am glad you posted this.Family get so embarrassed with him.
    I have asked the vet about his constant sofa loving and pile of cushions and they say they have never heard of a dog doing that. I have tried everything to stop it. If the sofa doesn't have a cushion on it he will get one, put it there, hug it wihilst humping, then bring it to where ever I am. Often throwing it and always chewing the cushions to bits.
    The sofa in the family room he very rarely touches. We call that the wife. Ones in the lving room are his ladies of the night. lol.Every night.

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    Gracie loves the sofa cushions too...and my bedroom pillows. And here I thought she was the only one who likes to hump pillows

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    LOL Thank God I do not have a humper

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    What a hilarious story! Jeb used to hump a lot but his favorite object was ME! Thank goodness he's not longer that crazy.
    Susan
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    That is too funny. I have girls so no humping going on here.

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    Chris, I can't help but howl over this! Ernie is such an individual
    May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am

    Terri and Jazzy

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    LOL! I'm laughing so hard right now.... Saff has a blanket that she occasionally gets amorous with. Shes female... and fixed. I don't know what the deal is?!?!?! So embarrassing!
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    Sam does it with the cushions in the spare room and our pillows after she piles them up. She's female and spayed, too.

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