Why Some people have Dogs And Not spouses:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don' t notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you
get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
11 . A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without it calling you
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff
I can see copies of this going out on a lot of e mail lists.
I need this on a tee shirt...painted on the side of my house...or tatooed on my back.....I LOVE IT!!!
Karen and the gang
BBI Kodi's Journey To Anotch (Journey)
BBI Kodi's Blackpowder Striker (Flint)
I love it and it is so very true
HAHAHAHAHA! LOVE IT!!!!!
Lauren the one who buys Saffy's Kibble
I love it and it is so true.
This is great!
Haha that's great! So true...