My son, wife and daughter 3 yrs old Emily were home from Australia.
They hadn't been in the house 5 mins before Aidan lost 3 satays to Erns. There was some concern about the sticks which appeared vomited up 3 days later.
I don't think there was a sofa unloved by the Sir. I've been sick so family took him out once and refused to again. lol.
At one point I really wanted to turn him into cat food. Twice he drove me to swear in front of family.
I was given the most beautiful expensive ornament we had ever seen. I left it in its bubble wrap and box in the Xmas box until I got the special hooks for the tree. We heard a rustling. That stinker was chewing the ornament to destruction. All I could scream was you little bas..tard..After all I do for you, before I heard myself ranting like a fish wife and stopped.
I made Christmas fruit mince pies. Left them to cool while I lay down. When the family came home Erns slipped past and the pies were eaten and strewn on the floor. I stood there you little bast..d.
A few days later I put some out in a basket when friends came. Emily has very good vocab said in a loud and very clear voice.
"Bernie licked all the pies and dropped them on the floor so Nie Nie asked Daddy to get a basket for them" lol.
The look on peoples faces as they thought they were eating pies off the floor with dog slobber on. I am not sure they beleived me when I said I made more.
My son went home saying. "They thought of getting a dog, but 2 weeks with Ernie reminded them why they don't have one."
He did redeem himself by being so good with Emily.
LOL oh no. I know how destruction is now with Kolby.. ah! But at the end of the day he always does something so he's not completely on my s**t list.
He really has a food drive now doesn't he !
Oh Ernie! It's a good thing your mama loves you so.
That's my boy! Good show, Erns! Devilishly good show!
Seamus and Flynn
Awww Ernie I've so missed your stories! Chris you have to love that boy and his antics, keeps you from killing him
HAHA! that's Ernie! always keeping you on your toes Chris
Me, Abzilla and the Helomonster.
Sorry Chris, but your tale had me LOLing
LOL, have missed Ernie stories! Some things will never change...