They walk among us!

**joflake** · 09-09-2009, 08:25 AM

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

They walk amongst us!
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*One day I was walking down the beach with
some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the
estate agent which direction was north because
he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
and has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff....'

They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said
she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving'.

They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
which is designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car boot.

They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip
out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear
remain the same distance apart no
matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us !
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.
went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)

They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces.

They Walk Among Us!

**jzgrlduff** · 09-09-2009, 08:36 AM

**HersheyK's Dad** · 09-09-2009, 08:42 AM

Yes they do!

**Garth** · 09-09-2009, 08:48 AM

My favorite:

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.
went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)

**joflake** · 09-09-2009, 08:54 AM

I like the one about the dead bird. When we're walking at lunch time today, I'm going to test my co-workers. See how many of them look up!

**Princess Zoe** · 09-09-2009, 09:12 AM

The plane one is always my favorite.

**MidwestGirl** · 09-09-2009, 09:19 AM

Scary isn't it?

**Dukesdad** · 09-09-2009, 09:21 AM

Another one for that list from last years salute to the idiots walk among us.

A man was walking with his date when they came to an intersection and the crosswalk sign started flashing and beeping. She asked her date why it was beeping. He replied it was so blind people would know the light was red. She replied, "I didn't know they let blind people drive."

And then the one about the man who moved to the country and showed up at the county clerks office demanding that they remove the Deer Crossing sign from the highway. The clerk asked why and he replied he saw a deer get hit and he didn't want them crossing there anymore.

And my favorite from last years list:
A couple went to pick up their car at the auto dealers repair shop. The manager told them it would be a bit as the mechanic had accidentally locked the keys in the car but his assistant was working to get the door open.
The couple wondered bout to the lot and saw the guy working to open the drivers side door. The wife, just to try, opened the passenger side door and told the guy that the door was open. He replied, " I know I know, I already got that one open."