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    imported_Shanna is offline Senior Member
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    Default Someone PLEASE adopt Nellie Olson until Christmas is over.

    Through this, she is referring to an email she sent to Santa at www.emailsanta.com.

    Savannah: Mommy, I have been so nice. I emailed Santa and he says I have my angel wings. I told him about Alexa and she is on his naughty list. I am such a good girl. Aren't you happy that you have such a good little baby? I put my picture on the front of the Christmas tree so Santa can see my sweet little picture. I have been so good and Maddy isn't really that good. (mind you all.... Savs room still looks like SHIAT) Mommy, I told Santa what I want and since I have been such a really good girl, he is excited to come see me..... on and on and on and on...

    Me: Yes, Sav, you have been good, but what about that room of yours. Santa is going to see that!

    Savannah: Oh, mom, that's not my fault.

    Me: What do you mean..... it's not your fault. (wondering how she is going to justify her bedroom)

    Savannah: He doesn't have to see that. It's not my fault that he wants to see it.

    Me: Well, are you going to clean it?

    Savannah: I don't have to, I already have my wings.


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    Make a "fake" email address from santa and email her and tell her that santa came to see all the little children while they slept lastnight and saw her room. .
    I remember every year before santa would come we had to clean our rooms.

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    Bwahahahahaha!!!!!! *picking myself up off the floor!*
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    Me: Well, are you going to clean it?

    Savannah: I don't have to, I already have my wings.
    HAHAHA!!! Future Congresswoman Savannah Nellie Olsen! Always looking for loopholes.

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    Little Nellie is SO getting an email from ohhhh..... Santa@PolarParcel.com.

    That room will be clean by the weekend or she's going on the naughy list. Might throw in a foot rub for you for good measure.

    I HAVE ALL THE POWER.....MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by theoconbrio
    Me: Well, are you going to clean it?

    Savannah: I don't have to, I already have my wings.
    HAHAHA!!! Future Congresswoman Savannah Nellie Olsen! Always looking for loopholes.
    I was thinking Lawyer! Me think's mommy has her hand's full!! Just wait until they are teenagers.. I wish you the best

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charla
    Little Nellie is SO getting an email from ohhhh..... [email protected].

    That room will be clean by the weekend or she's going on the naughy list. Might throw in a foot rub for you for good measure.

    I HAVE ALL THE POWER.....MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    yessss.... please.... HELLLLPPPP. I just sent a letter to Santa at Polar Parcel. Hopefully Santa can work some magic here.

    Ohhhh... and say something about always raggin' on her sisters and about how picky she is with all of her food, making her mommy have to make special things for her. For instance, she won't eat her sandwich at lunch because there are some widdle tiny nuts in the bread. The bread is healthy for her.... she needs to eat it. She won't eat fish anything. There seems to be stipulations for just about any situation.
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    Fly li'l Savannah. Fly for all you're worth. Let that imagination go! ;D

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    OMG. Your kids just absolutely crack me up. Charla, or somebody, you need to post us that letter to Sav from Santa.

    Shanna, how do you keep a straight face during all of this?

    And I'd like to add, this is exactly the reason I am not having kids. I firmly believe they come back twice as bad as what you were, and crap, Shanna, you musta been one helliion!!


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