Three Married Men

**joflake** · 03-10-2009, 09:08 AM

3 MARRIED MEN
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> The first man married a woman from Canada . He told her that
> she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,
> but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes
> washed and put away.
>
> The second man married a woman from Michigan . He
> gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and
> the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
> he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean,
> the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
>
> The third man married a girl from Pennsylvania. He ordered
> her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
> washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
>
> He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day
> he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had
> gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm
> was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
> dishwasher.