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A funny for Monday
From "The Fence Post" a newspaper for rural Nebraska:
The old rancher went to the local barber and asked for a shave. ""My face is so wrinkled form all those years in the sun and wind I can't get a good one myself and I need to look good for my Granddaughters wedding."
The barber reached into a cup and got a small wooden ball and told the old rancher to put it in his mouth and push his cheeks out with it using his tongue. The barber then gave him a shave that got all the whiskers. The rancher handed back the ball and said, "that's a nice shave, but what would you have done if I would have accidently swallowed it?"
The barber then said, "I would have asked you to bring it back in a day or so like everyone else does."
Them that don't know him won't like him
And them that do sometimes won't know how to take him
He ain't wrong, he's just different but his pride won't let him
Do the things that make you think he's right
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Don't ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is the special occasion.
~Author Unknown
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I don't really get it. "everyone else" swallows the ball... why? I mean does the rancher have some sort of special skill that involves being accustomed to balls in his mouth?
~Lindsay
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LOLOriginally Posted by Ender's Mom
It's the dog........not the gun.
Anticipate the difficult by managing the easy.
Lao Tzu
Gun Talk.......Where all the women are fast, the men are accurate and the children are aware of their muzzle.
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Glad you enjoyed that
~Lindsay
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I couldn't decide if you really didn't get it......either way it was funny.Glad you enjoyed that
It's the dog........not the gun.
Anticipate the difficult by managing the easy.
Lao Tzu
Gun Talk.......Where all the women are fast, the men are accurate and the children are aware of their muzzle.
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Oh please... I knew exactly what I was saying. My generation came up with the "That's what she said" and I've played too many MMORPGS not to be 100% informed on the male mind's workings.
~Lindsay
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Huh?
I took it to mean that people accidentally swallow the ball, then they poop it out and bring it back . . . therefore the rancher had a ball in his mouth that had been swallowed and pooped out by other people. I have no idea what you were saying.
Debi and Bauer
"Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."
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Ugh...
The joke has the rancher NOT swallowing but everyone else swallowing. WHY IS THE RANCHER SPECIAL?
IS IT BECAUSE HE IS USED TO HAVING BALLS IN HIS MOUTH?!!!
A joke that any male will laugh at because they love talking a poking fun at anything that has to do with balls, especially if it involves anything vaguely sexual.
I am saying of course I knew that what I said about the rancher being accustomed to balls in his mouth would be funny... because I've hung out with too many guys to NOT be accustomed to toilet/ball humor.
~Lindsay
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Oh lord, you have to be kidding, don't look beyond a simple joke.
Them that don't know him won't like him
And them that do sometimes won't know how to take him
He ain't wrong, he's just different but his pride won't let him
Do the things that make you think he's right
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