DVD. Starring Paul Bettany and Dennis Quaid.

Archangel Michael comes down to earth to find and save the unborn child the unborn child that may give humanity hope against the wrath of God. God has found us unworthy and is unleashing his army of angels to bring on the Apocalypse. Ground zero for this battle is...

a crappy diner in the middle of nowhere in AZ. Occupied by owner Dennis Quaid and his love struck son, Jeep. (Yes, Jeep. I looked it up to be sure) Jeep is in love with Charlie the unwed pregnant waitress. And you have the one armed cook, the lost city slickers whose BMW broke down and the black dude who may or may not be a criminal.

Zombies, possession, AK47s and a creepy ceiling-crawling grandma ensue.

I was dissapointed. The fight sequence between angel Michael and angel Gabriel was kick-ass, and some of the FX were creepy, but....I was looking for something more biblical...prophetic...ominous.

Meh. It was a rental.

2 1/2 STARS