Let's talk danglers!

[imported_kiddsmom]

What's the longest one you've had. I pulled one about 8 inches out of Derby's butt once. :surprise: I swear, he must have slurped that blade of grass like spaghetti!

[fourbabygirls]

:vomit: I haven't had the pleasure yet.

[Chester B. Dickens]

DD#1 has long hair. Wesley will often snarf some dropped food off the kitchen floor, getting her hair in the process.

When it's time to eject same, the turd will often come out with an invisible string still attached inside. The whole thing looks like a poop-puppet, a merde marionette, hanging from his bee-hind. He'll then get this frantic look on his face and dance around trying to eject it, looking at me pitifully for help.

If it weren't so gross it would be funny.

Hand in poop bag, ZZZZIP, and we're good to go. :death: :death: :death:

[joflake]

[PhoebeJeebies]

SICK...my husband deals with those. I don't go near those things... :scare:

[imported_bearsdad]

DD#1 has long hair. Wesley will often snarf some dropped food off the kitchen floor, getting her hair in the process.

When it's time to eject same, the turd will often come out with an invisible string still attached inside. The whole thing looks like a poop-puppet, a merde marionette, hanging from his bee-hind. He'll then get this frantic look on his face and dance around trying to eject it, looking at me pitifully for help.

I too am quite familiar with this exact scenario

[imported_bacatherine]

DD#1 has long hair. Wesley will often snarf some dropped food off the kitchen floor, getting her hair in the process.

When it's time to eject same, the turd will often come out with an invisible string still attached inside. The whole thing looks like a poop-puppet, a merde marionette, hanging from his bee-hind. He'll then get this frantic look on his face and dance around trying to eject it, looking at me pitifully for help.

If it weren't so gross it would be funny.

Hand in poop bag, ZZZZIP, and we're good to go. :death: :death: :death:

I can't say Zeus has had one yet but I've had this same senario with Mocha a few times. The poor girl looks so petrified I feel bad for her.

[myfavoritedog]

All I have to say about this subject is :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

[MumtoEllie]

If this didn't just happen to me a few weeks ago, this thread would totally gross me out. Actually, it still kind of does. :vomit:

Ellie came tearing into the house the other day, completely panicked. She started running around the living room and then squatted, but wouldn't sit completely down. I started to panic and asked her what was wrong (which is really kind of stupid -it wasn't like she was going to answer me). Until I saw her a$$. At which point I started screaming OUTSIDE, OUTSIDE, OUTSIDE. I ran outside after her, papertowels in hand, and had the distinct pleasure of pulling a $hit covered piece of papertowel out of her butt that she had fished out of the garbage. :ugly:

Yuck.

[imported_Sara]

I mostly just get hair and grass hanging out of Dexter's butt, but I remember a long time ago someone posted about retrieving a pair of panty hose. Talk about a dangler! :scare: